Что такое бибер лихорадка

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Dr. Bieber

[Justin Bieber:]
Cure the Bieber fever
Dr. Bieber
Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber
(Bieber fever is spreading across the country. )
Dr. Bieber (wait world no universe. )
Dr. Bieber
(Bieber fever is spreading rapidly
And it's incurable I repeat incurable)

Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber
Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber
Cure the fever
Cur cur cure the fever
Cur cure the fever
Cure the bieber fever

Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber
Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber

Yeah, I got a PHD
I don't need a fake ID
Yeah you females know of me
I'm so sick with no IV
J-U-S-T
Bieber fever's in the street
Time to realize
Ima beast, Ima beast, Ima Beast
Say it 3 times cuz they know
It's right
Catch this virus in the night
I know it's incurable
It's durable
But it's alright
It just spread across the globe
Into every single home
Every city
Every country
Every girl is on the phone
(Oh my gosh I love him. Isn't he perfect?)
You can be my queen, yeah
I'll show u how I work it
How I work it
How I how I work it
How I work it
How I how I work it

This is not a cold,
Not a flu
Not a sickness
Baby this is good
And it doesn't hurt to get this
You were never cured
And you never will regret this
Yeah, my swag's up
Riding with Kenny
In the Lexus

[Kenny Hamilton:]
Oh My God
It's bieber fever
It's everywhere
It's taking over the water
It's taking over the air streams
You can not run from it
You can not hide from it
That's why we call it
BIEBER FEVER!

[Justin Bieber]
Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber
Dr. Bieber
Doc Doc Doc Dr. Bieber
Cure the fever
Cur cur cure the fever
Cur cure the fever
Cure the bieber fever

We know the DJ Dotcom
We got DJ Tay James right here
We also got Sean Kingston

[Sean Kingston:]
What's up?
You know what it is Bieber fever
Shawty mane, shawty mane
I caught Bieber fever too

Доктор Бибер

[Justin Bieber:]
Лечение Бибер-лихорадки.
Доктор Бибер,
Доктор Бибер,
Док, док, док, Доктор Бибер.
(Бибер-лихорадка распространяется по всей стране. )
Доктор Бибер, (Подожди, мир! Нет, даже Вселенная!)
Доктор Бибер,
(Бибер-лихорадка быстро распространяется,
И это неизлечимо, повторяю, неизлечимо!)

Доктор Бибер!
Док, док, док, доктор Бибер!
Доктор Бибер,
Док, док, док, доктор Бибер!
Вылечите лихорадку!
Вылечите, вылечите лихорадку!
Вылечите, вылечите лихорадку!
Вылечите, вылечите Бибер-лихорадку!

Доктор Бибер!
Док, док, док, доктор Бибер!
Доктор Бибер!
Док, док, док, доктор Бибер!

Это не простуда,
Не грипп,
Не болезнь.
Детка, это приятно
И не причинит тебе боли, если подцепишь вирус.
Ты никогда не вылечишься
И не пожалеешь об этом.
Да, доходы растут,
Я еду с Kenny
В Lexus'e.

[Kenni Hamilton:]
О мой Бог!
Это Бибер-лихорадка,
Она везде,
Она на воде,
В воздухе.
И от неё не убежать,
От неё не скрыться,
Вот почему мы назвали её
БИБЕР-ЛИХОРАДКОЙ!

[Justin Bieber]
Доктор Бибер!
Док, док, док, доктор Бибер!
Доктор Бибер,
Док, док, док, доктор Бибер!
Вылечите лихорадку!
Вылечите, вылечите лихорадку!
Вылечите, вылечите лихорадку!
Вылечите, вылечите Бибер-лихорадку!

Мы знаем DJ Дотком,
DJ Тай Джеймс здесь, с нами!
Sean Kingston тоже с нами!

girl- "I don't know what's wrong with me. Lately, all I can think about is Justin Bieber. And every time i hear his name I want to do him even more. "

doctor- "you clearly have a serviere case of Bieber Fever. "

Girl- Dude omgomgomgomgomg i loooooove justin bieber he doesnt know it yet but im gonna marry him!

Guy- Wow. talk about bieber fever

1. A female, or Homosexual Male, who is obsessed with Justin Bieber.

John: Dude, I was Playing Organ trail today and died of Bieber Fever.

Jeff: How do you die of Bieber Fever?

John: People die from Dysentery all the time.

The act of falling in love with the pop singer Justin Bieber. This condition can affect anyone from the ages of 1 to 92.
You have Bieber fever if you have one or more of the following symptoms:
1. Your heart melts when you see his smile.
2. Your heart flutters when you hear him sing.

3. You think to yourself, "Aww he is the definition of innocence and perfection, he must be an angel."
4. You know the words to at least one of his songs.
5. You find yourself dancing to his music with people around or not.

6. You watch youtube videos of him all day long.
7. You own either My World, My World 2.0. or both.

8. You have bought tickets to his concert(thats an obvious one).
9. You are a 20 year old girl who has secret thoughts of getting with him.

10. You have given him a nickname, such as Biebs, Biebsta,or whatever else you have creatively come up with.

11. You cry because you want to meet him.

12. You think you and him are meant to be (aka marriage)

People. the list goes on and on. Basically you have Bieber fever if you have ANY positive thoughts about the guy.

Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.

If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.

So far this fever is incurable.

A particularly virulent strain of super AIDS discovered in the late 2000s. Etiologically speaking, it is thought to be transmitted by the vacuous, semen receptacle and proud walking advertisement for abortion that is Canada's own trainwreck, Justin Bieber. Symptoms include:

- In men, the loss of external genitalia, and displays of extreme faggotry are the first signs of the onset of this disease. This is accompanied by trying to dress like the tool (saggy pants that make it look like you just shit yourself anyone?), and using words like "Swag" like a retarded sheep.
- Hemorrhaging of the ears
- Explosive diarrhea
- Projectile vomiting
- Crysturbating in a dark room to Justin Bieber posters and blowup dolls that you shamelessly hide from your parents
- Atrophy of higher cortical structures in the brain. Global signs of dementia and profound mental regression are extremely common in later stages. Critical-thinking faculties are the first thing to go, followed by grammatical processing, spelling, and response inhibition. The loss of response inhibition manifests as Tourette's-like outbursts against anyone who has enough brains to dislike the turd, usually to this other person's amusement. Eventually, the patient's cognitive faculties are all but lost, rendering them zombies.

Other symptoms include everyone who hasn't caught it finding you insufferably obnoxious and wanting nothing to do with you anymore.